How's this for a free agency target?

OK, I know we last saw him choking away a playoff game to the Steelers. And I know he's a freak who says weird things about teammates.

That's because he's a kicker.

One of the most accurate, big-legged, big game kickers in the NFL.

And if you're a team that's been built like the Bears, you need a good one. A great one would be even better.

Mike Vanderjagt: He's no Neil Rackers... but then again, Neil Rackers wasn't Neil Rackers until 2005.

But if we could sign just one guy, this would be my choice.

Can I get a witness, football bretheren?